Any embarring diarrhea/fart/cr@p/pee stories?...Can you beat mine?

I have one, but its not as bad as yours. It was fourth grade, and the teacher wasnt letting anyone go to the bathroom because girls had been lying and going there to hang out. I was not one of those girls, and when I asked to go to the bathroom, the teacher said no. She then asked the substitute teacher in computer lab to not let any girls go. I waited about 45 minutes, asked the teacher about 4 times, then sat down and frikkin peed all over the place. My teacher let me go to the bathroom as often as I liked after that. :D